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Football Daily | Let’s hear it for the kacktors! Celebrating crap goals in football

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Sure, volleying a can of Tin from the bath straight into the bin feels good, but have you ever felt the rush of successfully slipping a foreign word in a sentence? Whether Football Daily is subtly and frivolously deploying a “merci” at Pret a Manger or winning hearts and minds at Football Daily Towers by describing an overcome hangover as the greatest remontada since Barcelona’s 6-1 win over PSG in 2017, there is simply nothing like the smugness one feels after borrowing a word or two from our European brethren.

How do you know that Dan Levy is ‘not that one’ (yesterday’s Football Daily letters)? Have you called or emailed this subscriber to check in? That would surely take so long to obtain a response that his contribution might then be well out of date. I’m interested to know Football Daily’s service levels for checking on facts, data and details. Or perhaps you just print and hope Dan Levy does not respond later in the week? With prizes on offer, any scoundrel (like this one) will happily make a contribution. Who knows, maybe the Daniel Levy has moved north to get away from the Spurs whingers? Maybe he is an interested investor in Stockport – in which case FD has an exclusive” – David Beckham (OK, Marc Meldrum).

Further to Dan (not that one) writing about the comic own goal at Stockport County, it’s definitely time to relive Cambridge United’s greatest but most @rsey goal ever, scored against Notts County. I’m now wondering whether County goalies specifically train for this kind of thing?” – John Kyle.

Manchester City get beat by Bodø. A brash superpower taught a lesson by plucky Scandinavians. I’m sure there’s a metaphor here somewhere” – Kev McCready.

I know it is not his surname, but as it sounds more poetic, can a missed Panenka now be known as a ‘Brahim’? As Pelé is alleged to have said after watching Panenka take his, er, ‘Panenka’ – he is ‘either a genius or a madman’” – Aram Raworth.

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