Still can’t believe this wasn’t AI… it actually happened.Everton genuinely had …

🚨🤯 Still can’t believe this wasn’t AI… it actually happened.
Everton genuinely had Carlo Ancelotti as their manager… and they really did sign James Rodríguez from Real Madrid. 🔵✨
🗣 Alan Shearer: “James Rodríguez is a huge signing for Everton. If he stays fit, he’ll light up the Premier League.”
🗣 Tim Howard: “This is a statement signing from Everton. Players of that calibre don’t usually end up there.”
🗣 Jamie Carragher: “James Rodríguez going to Everton shows the pull Carlo Ancelotti has. Without him, that deal probably never happens.”
🗣 Gary Lineker: “James Rodríguez at Everton… that’s a brilliant signing. Proper footballer.”